what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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