He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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