Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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