I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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