How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
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you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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