Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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