So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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