Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
