i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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