but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
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Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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