I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
