it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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