Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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