Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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