Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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