Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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