Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
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Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
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I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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