lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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