so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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