i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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