# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Man, jail baloney is awful.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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