so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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