So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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