SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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