i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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