you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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