She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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