Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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