We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
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You had me at "let me see your balls"
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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