we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
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Ours, apparently.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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