my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Drunk walkin through police station. America
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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