it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
He's on the porch naked. Help.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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