If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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