Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
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we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize