im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
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You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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