So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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