just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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