I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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