Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
My dick has a subreddit
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
So. Much. Porn.
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