Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
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We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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