I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
