Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
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Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
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Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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