How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
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He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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