Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
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i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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