I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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