ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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