I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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