i barfeds in our rink
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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