ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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