do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
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I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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