i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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