We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I queefed so loud it echoed.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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