Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
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Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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