How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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