We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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