im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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