I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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