I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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