Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Randomize
